Misery digs company is a load of fucking bull.

I'm miserable, but I haven't got any company. Maybe everyone is wallowing in their own miserable cesspool but they haven't found the time to inform me. But who gives? I mean, nobody has time anymore. I'm about to wax lyrical about my miserable self, so go shine your jewels or something.

Humans, they all feel as though the world revolves around nothing but themselves. They berate their own lives, they moan about their work, their friends, their family, they give reasons why they should be doing better, they come up with elaborate lies to cover their own asses. They rationalise that by building up their own flaming little stories, it's gonna make everyone around them sympathise and understand, but all they're trying to do is soothe their own conscious, salve their guilt, make them look better. Because in the end, it's just ME ME ME that matters. I'd know, I'm human too.

I realise, that there's really a limit to everything. There's a limit to my patience, which is wearing so thin I'm about to test-run my very first right hook on my co-trainee at the STB. There's a limit to my tolerance, which I think is giving way right about now. There is, A FUCKING LIMIT to how many times I can take disappointment and rejection. And you know what? I am so damn fucking tired of trying so hard but getting zero reciprocation. It's like playing tennis by like... YOUR -FUCKING -SELF.

So since most of the world runs on the assumption of the ME as the WORLD ideology, I think I've a right to say that I've had enough of all the crap that life has thrown me, a right to say I don't think I'm up to trying anymore, a right to, maybe, just maybe, let others do the trying for now.

I'm gonna go shine my jewels now cruel world.

God I miss my jiemeis.

22 AUG 2009
Natsu matsuri yesterday was loads of fun; went with KIZUNA-tachi & loyal fan/AD Darryl Kok, sampat-ed for the last 2 candy apples, ate okonomiyaki, curry rice & drank CALPIS water KWEN REMEMBER YOUR TOKYO CALPIS WATER?!!

Huining came to my hse earlier to help me with my yukata, she tied it SO DAMN GOOD THE OBI BOW SO STRONG DIDN'T MOVE AT ALL THE WHOLE NIGHT THANKS AH NING! Then we met kok at yishun and bused to Tampines, MRTed to Expo, and cabbed to Changi Jap School.

YO-YO TSURI was fun as usual, but I sucked at it this year I only managed 2 with 3 hooks gah (I remember having caught at least 1 per hook last year), thank goodness for sampat darryl who cheated and got us more :D

BOWLING GAME people were so loud and enthu, and there were pretty cute prizes, the BALL game was slightly silly but gave out biscuits for pingpong ball throwing, and apparently some people actually won huge plushies at the TIKAM game wtf how??!

BON ODORI madness, sibeh enthu shouting & thereby perspiring NON-STOP. Shuttle-bused back to Expo then we took 969 from Tampines back home. Pictures when BOB, who foto-ed us with her spanking new camera, finds time away from fangirling to upload. :'')))


20 AUG 2009
Met up with the bezflengs on Thurs (I don't meet them enough I swear), dinner at Xin Wang Ion, then havocked at dbl O. Wah nb we havocked till 2+ am then some random chick lost her phone on the dance floor so she kept on pushing past us with her friends while shining their hp lights around, we got so pissed. Then all of a sudden, they announced that there was gonna be a routine check, so pun and I thought: "what lies, they just want a reason to stop the music and turn on the lights so the girl can find her phone" but after 15 min, they announced that the club was closing due to unforeseen circumstances. We went to get water, sat down and observed casual shirt policemen coming into the club and realised that this wasn't cos of a phone, but (we deduced) drugs. 5 guys seated opposite us were being guarded by 4 policemen and were eventually handcuffed and taken out of the club. Another girl was taken away shortly after. Struggled out of the crowd and out into the streets and hailed a cab; what a night man srsly.


FECK I HAVEN'T STARTED HITTING THE BOOKS.

from maishampoo's translation of KAT-TUN summer con during MAGICIAN CORNER:
Jin: I see... wanna use my Chinchin stick? :D
Kouki: *dies*
Jin: This is stick from Mars... NO, NO MINES ISN'T SO THIN!!! 

Yes, chinchin is penis. That marriage proposal from Jin cannot come any sooner, NOW PLEASE!

Magic, however pretty and fascinating, can only last for so long.

So marks the end of Kizuna's short run on stage :"((

Although the magic has ended, the memory will linger always!

Now, it feels slightly strange that I'm not meeting bob, huining & dilyse everyday for practise; my day seems like there's no... purpose?

And of cos, there's the whole チェリボイ．．．ウ～ワァ、この野郎本当に大嫌いな～　マジ気持ち悪いその人。　
まぁ～終わったな、私達一生懸命歌ってました、メチャ嬉しかっただ。ZERO REGRETS でしょ！でも、チェリボイ絶対許さない！

絆たち：　たまちゃん毎晩７：３０お風呂に入る、８：３０寝る、チョ～バカです。

Ms Chung has been nagging us about confirming our attendance for the level 2 jap class, BUT BECAUSE SP HAS BEEN KINDLY POSTPONING THE NOTIFICATION OF OUR LIAISON
OFFICERS, I AM UNABLE TO CONFIRM MY WORKING HOURS, URGH.

GAH, HAVE NOT STARTED STUDYING.

Mutherfecking did not expect ourselves to get this far omfg. When they announced results, Huining & I were like 'shit la, shit', thinking it'd probably be impossible for us to get into finals, but then pun and darryl were like screaming, then Dilyse & Bob were screaming, so I just turned around and... screamed some more hahah ccb.

Sibeh practise so much for that 1 min 30 sec, most of which I don't even exactly remember what I did. And the wonderful friends were screaming non-stop, pun and her 'omg they dance so nice' super funny but wtf!

THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU!

ありがとう to the flengs who came down specially to support, kok the jm & my bez fleng pun esp for shouting their lungs out, and her family & bf hahahahahah so cool their family outing, thanks also for helping us take random photos and the video.

ありがとう to the Jap Idol ppl, who kindly helped us get the sound system right. 8''D

ありがとう to my parents, who came despite my 110% protest.

But most of all, SO MUCH SO MUCH ありがとうs to 絆, because without you guys, all this would not have happened. This is to date, one of the best memories I have in my entire 19 years, and dear lord, I LOVE YOU ALL. Thanks for all the fun and laughter and endless perspiration and poking bob's breast and cui-practises we had in school, at bob's place & at my house the regular kizuna hangout.

NOW, WE WILL WORK HARD FOR FINALS AND OWN! >.<'' Even if we don't win, I am sibeh fecking HAPPY! 

KIZUNA FTW. HAPPINESS FTW.

Internship assignments have been finalized... and I got into Bugis Street Visitors' Centre heehehehehehe I supposed I'm happy since it's my first choice but I was slightly disappointed that I didn't get 5 Stars Tours cos I really enjoyed the thought of recommending tour packages to people.. INSTEAD, I will work for STB and promote Singapore and Bugis Street!

Anyway, best part of being posted there is the fact that PUN will be working at Sunny Hols, which is also in BUGIS YES WE WIN. We can shop in Bugis Street during mutual breaks heeehehehehe I cannot wait.

Sibeh last night slept from 12 (earliest time ever for the entire year) till 11 this morning, then meh-ed and practised... and meh-ed and slept again from 5 plus to 730. FECK I AM DAMN NERVOUS LAH SRSLY.

FECKFECKFECKFECKFECKONEDROPFECKFECKFECKFECKFECK

BUT, KIZUNA, WE WILL OWN!!!!!! CHERRY BOY WILL BOW HIS HEAD IN RESPECT AND CALL US SEMPAI!!!!

HAHAHAHAHHA DAMMIT AINI SAID:
MY PREVIOUS JIN PICTURE WAS... EEE.
HELLO THAT SHOULD NEVER BE USED TO DESCRIBE...

I have 2 MOGITATE flavours from Tokyo trip earlier this year. But after consecutively watching KAT-TUN seduce us with their expressions for at least 13 times (Jin really needs to stop looking all pretty and shaggable; and Uebo looks like a princess who needs to be chained to a silky bed in a victorian mansion), I long to purchase a carton of these delicious Rohto lipbalm thingys.

And on a less than happy note, nothing could be worse than reading reports and seeing pictures of their summer tour concerts (which began already at Okinawa)

Watched HAIRY POTTER! Omgosh so nice but Dumblydorrre I'll miss you! WONWON my boy, you are amazing.

It has been nothing short of HECTIC these few days.

Rushed out some decent sort of portfolio till late last night in preparation for 5 Stars interview today, but turns out she didn't look at it even though it was bright yellow and sitting in front of her on the table. I was really nervous but it turned out okay!

Then when I got home and just finished composing a thank you email to 5 Stars, Bugis Village Visitor Centre called to schedule an interview for tmr, 10 a.m. so early I felt like crying. Goodbye, thoughts of having a nice rest!

21st July is my next interview, with Jetstar Asia. I am looking forward to the day after it, where I can finally catch Harry Potter and be in tune with the Muggle world.

I am. Kinda. Tired.

PERK ME UPS! *___*


For the benefit of BOB TEO: if this doesn't lure you back into kame's arms, I don't know what will.
Kame looks like he is having multiple orgasms on stage regardless of the people around watching.


And he is also a coy little cockvagina-tease. Are you sure you want to give him up, BOB TEO?!


One last one in case, JUST IN CASE, you need more convincing.


credits: jone_records & kamehome@pantip for sexy fotos!

今、生きてる、人生はこれから始まるよ！

Bob's right, it's how you live that counts, so I'm going to try to make everyday of my life worth living. I'll cherish the people I love and I'll try not to have regrets.

Met up with the cedar people on friday, khan kwen leeza (who looks amazing with eyeliner) danielle sheena nobelle rachel and surprise surprise! sophia ke who has come back from the land of kangaroos and koalas, man it's been so long since we did our xiongdi hand gesture thing I missed her. I miss tasha too! (sorry I wasn't able to spend time with you that last weekend love)

ThaiExpress during break yesterday with the havocgalzz my goodness I love TomYum Fried Rice, and leoshuyi treated feh-eh cookies hahahah I love it and I love her that weird-arse pervert. And we never seem to be able to hold a normal conversation, topics always stray to that of the male anatomy don't ask me why.

Korkor Lam has kindly promised to buy me (more!) FamousAmos cookies (I cannot get enough of them) today, so all is going well with my world.

Bless my granny, hale in heaven, who left us today, in search of a better place.

Yea well, MSTs ended pretty low key, didn't particularly feel very much like shouting "YAY MSTs ARE OVER!" after finishing up tourism law, too much brain was probably required to feel that degree of elation, and I don't think any of us had much brains leftover from nightly studying sessions. I always, without fail, feel as though my brain is leaking out through my ears right before a paper begins.

Wine appreciation workshop after gossipy lunch at SuperDog Vivo with the havoc gang where I swear I consumed excessive amounts of rather smelly cheese and crackers, accompanied by an assortment of white and red wines and a bubbly.  I think wine-tasting is really dubious.. I mean Mr Lee waxes lyrical about the -insert cheem descriptive word- with regards to taste and nose (aroma) and etc but honestly, all I could smell or taste was alcohol alcohol deep red grapey alcohol. My distaste for the bitter aftertaste of most reds hinders me from joining the upper classes, whatever the upper classes mean. In all truth I think wine tasting is just about a bunch of people trying to make a real big deal out of youthful/aged grape juice that has been bitterly enhanced, but really, that's just my middle class opinion.

After class, I received the unfortunate news of my grandma's passing. Deaths are dreary and depressing and complex, it makes me long for the day when I understand the true purpose of life. It's a fucked-up cycle really, living and dying, it pisses me off.

An hour and a half more to Jin's 25th Birthday (Japan time), so I will update again real soon for some celebratory sex-pic-spam of the wonder boy (and his hips) that I adore with all my heart and possibly, soul.

Met up with tasha, leeza and khan yesterday for dinner. Tasha and I ordered salmon small don, then we sat there regretting and laughing about her shit making her brother retch; I tell you that story will go down in history. Starbucks after, where we were so nua we just sat there and.. nua-ed, I really dunno why we're like that.

Anyway, I am no longer nervous about MSTs because around 75% of myself has surrendered to the inevitable that is failing. I realised this while battling with the evil that is math while listening to Heartbreak Club. Okay.. Maybe I exaggerate. I probably won't fail math and maybe ASM and maybe... RM? But I've not gotten started on Law at all, and somehow, SMIT seems a lost cause as well. So, when life throws me curveballs, I swallow them or something whatever, YAY \o/

Facebook is a HUGE HUGE distraction, but I like it. Go me.

NEIRO is on repeat, I really love that song:

この広い　世界の片隅で
君と出会えた奇跡
傷付いて　消えそうになっても
帰る場所は僕らのNEIRO　ずっと

この光　君の優しさを
こんなにも感じてる
どれだけの　時が過ぎ流れても
帰る場所は僕らのNEIRO
帰る場所は君が奏でるNEIRO

Went out with the b35+13zz on Fri, Tasha is such a cow with her nose-ring and collectively, we had a shitty day after meeting stupid cherry at far east plaza. Yesterday was Tasha's 19th birthday, now that gal is as old as me heheheheheehee!! She's coming back tmr and we are going to havok forever!!1!

WE HAVE NO FOUR PERSON FOTO:
THIS DUMB MUM MADE HER DAUGHTER TAKE THE FOTO FOR US,
BUT HER NITWIT GIRL DIDN'T PRESS THE SHATTER BUTTON, IDIOT






ANYWAY! My life, I tiao chu, has been naught but stay-up-lates and wake-up-lates, and absolutely nuthin' in between those two.

Okay, I haven't been that unproductive. In the past few days I went to Jap class (my grammar sensei made us do listening but the people in the audio talk damn fast made me wanna swallow my pencil whole, but all in all I didn't do too badly; plus I stayed for conversation, and don't think I screwed up dictation); I advanced from novice to apprentice on mousehunt, not bad considering I don't actually give a flying shit about the game; I tried to study.

Studying is a fucking pain in the shithole, half the time I'm supposed to be memorising shit I end up asking myself why I need to know shit like the history of the aviation industry, honestly the purpose of knowing it escapes me.

So I ended up continuing what I started 3 days back : Re-watching 1 Litre Of Tears. That was a NB, CCB bad idea sia. The girl's story already wah sad until can cry like a madonna, then wah Ryo-chan makes it even worse, being all angsty-sexy-teen-growing-up-into-broody-hawt-man-who-tears-so-beautifully, my heart wretched with adoration for that boy, and I had treacherous thoughts about abandoning Jin for 1 millisecond. (I pleaded to my laptop, apathetically, "Jin, you better woo me back from the hands of Nishikido Ryo lor")

So, since I will NEVER leave Jin, I will just pop in occassionally to see Ryo, you know, for, um... yea.

What the hell I haven't updated this in like ashdglakjfha;ksjdl long.

But I have sudden inspiration (or too much time and absolutely NOTHING, nuthin nuthin nuthin' to do)

I could be mugging, or doing my part for project, or even, revising some Jap, but... no.

ANYWAY!! TASHA IS COMING BACK THIS FRI (I hope, cos khan says tasha keeps confusing her about with dates of when she's coming back to s'pore so I dunno!) BUT OMIFECK I haven't seen that girl in like sibeh forever I miss her, I stalked photos of her on fb yesterday and once again (no matter how many times I've seen it) I was surprised by how (SO SO SO) long her hair is i wanna cut it off and make her look like when she was in sec 2 again heehehehehehhehehee.

I was also, just 10 minutes again, letting my eyes enjoy the lovely sight of jin in some fangirl's picspam, and then I found this series of pictures of him in some magazine doing all sorts of indecent, but it was (and still is) orgasmic so I went flitting through Jone_records to find the mag scans and ...!!!

I LOVE HIS HAIR SO MUCH HERE


THIS IS COUPLE LOVE I TIAO CHEW.


/edit: sigh, it is wedsnesday night but I am at home. But at least I have JinPorn to keep me company.
//edit: gokusen 2 ep 7 has the most squeal-worthy Hayato moments ever I cannot comprehend Jin's natural ability to channel cuteness kill me srsly so so cute asjhlakdjfhal; and I am damn hungry; is there some worm in my tummy?!

*Coloured ones are the ones that apply to me.

1. You brush off other people hitting high notes because it can't compare to Jin's Gold Ballad Version note.

2. You attempt to turn your male friends into fans to confuse their sexual identity.

3. You scream "Why Jennifer Why?" happens sometimes (Noooo)

4. Car Shrimp is your favorite type of vehicle and food at the same time.

5. You don't care for ninjas anymore after Kaizokuban. (The only ninjas I know are from Naruto)

6. You want to name your goldfish Junno. (Mmmm. Or I might name it SAKANA just to be contrive)

7. You go up to random people and say "Shall we BOUZU?"

8. Bye Bicycle is your way of saying bye.

9. You actually make the bicycle handle movement when you say Bye Bicycle.

10. The best phone in existence is DoCoMo.

11. You immediately become a fan of everyone and anyone that appears on Cartoon KAT-TUN. (ALMOST EVERYONE...)

12. The best lip gloss in existence is Rohto. (Only if Jin wears it and kisses me)

13. You looked up Oshiri Kajiri Mushi because of Kame.

14. You've developed a fascination for turtles because of Kame. (Not me, but I know a BOB who has)

15. You have an odd desire to put some plaid around your waist.

16. You tell your friends you want to become a beatboxer. (If I could, I would)

17. You want to learn how to juggle and tap dance at the same time. (Sure, why not?)

18. Scream while watching Domoto Koichi things because KAT-TUN took their dance moves from him so that makes you excited.

19. You can fill up 5GB or more in a day on your hard drive. (MERCI AGREEMONT~)

20. One mag scan has more MB than a song. (MOARR JIN, CAN’T COMPLAIN)

21. Adopts Jingrish as your official language. (OH JIN I RABU RABU YOU MANY)

22. Scours vintage stores for Rolling Stones shirts and merchandise.

23. Has thought about buying a Rolling Stones shirt or merchandise online because you couldn't find it after checking the stores.

24. You refuse to download any interview or talk that's not subbed because you know people will sub it. (Although sometimes I cannot resist so I download raws anywaysss)

25. Dropping jewelery into water from a boat is now related to Tatta Hitotsu no Koi and not Titanic.

26. Think that guys with pelts plastered all over them is pretty hot.

27. Think that guys with random fingernails painted is pretty hot.

28. Attempts to learn everything about Baseball which has now become your favorite sport because of Kame.

29.Tries to convince your male friends to buy Ed Hardy brand clothes because it's the closest thing to Johnnys.

30. Tell everyone that Dolce and Gabbana is the hottest brand ever, especially for men's underwear. (NO, I WILL DO BETTER. I WILL SHOW THEM THAT PICTURE OF JIN LOOKING LIKE HE NEEDS A QUICK SHAG IN HIS GLORIOUS D & G UNDERWEAR AND THEY WILL BELIEVE)

31. Knows all the names of Koki's brothers. (Sorry Koki)

32. Liked Gackt again because Ueda likes him.

33. Hated Nishikido Ryo for being mean to KAT-TUN. (Nahhh not actual h8, but I might punch his head)

34. Liked Kusano ten-fold more when you found out he was a Kame fanboy. (Maybe only 3 fold lah not ten)

35. Find yourself buying more accessories and jewelery because of KAT-TUN. (OH DEFINITELY. I EVEN PLAN TO MAKE THEM COS I CAN’T FIND THEM TO BUY EM :/)

36. Best musical in the world is Dream Boys hands down.

37. Has bought more than a thousand dollars worth of KAT-TUN things (No, not yet)

38. Your wallpaper has KAT-TUN. (Most of the time it’s just “A” but yes sometimes its “KAT-TUN”)

39. Your wallpaper or icon/avatar has something to do with Keep the Faith. (Nah, just Jin doing his sex-em-all-up-knock-em-all-up thang)

40. Actually listened to whatever song Yuichi advertises you to listen to while falling asleep in his manual/blog/message thing.

41. Has completely abandoned all previous fandoms for KAT-TUN. (I will not defend myself, this is true true TRUE.)

42. Thinks something is talking about Kame when you read Nino's name.

43. Guys touching each other, kissing, on top of each other is totally normal. (This was normal even before KAT-TUN.)

44. You laugh at people who are anti-KAT-TUN or don't know who they are. (I shake my head in pity, then snigger cos I have less competition)

45. All guy's should know how to work a cane, a chair and know how to pole dance. (GAWD YES. TAKE A LEAF OUT OF JIN’S SEXGOD HIP ROLLS. WATCH KAME SEDUCE A CHAIR AND HUMP A CANE.)

46. Your friends who don't like them can still name them. (I MADE MY BFF LIKE THEM TOO, SO THERE!)

47. Support 5 pairings at once because, heck, they're all good. (YESSSSSSSSSS)

48. KAT-TUN is your portal to JE. (YES)

49. KAT-TUN is your portal to Hey!Say!7/Jump

50. You think Nakajima Yuto is cool because he's cool with Kame.

51. All guys should have an obsession with candy like Jin in Yukan. (Then again, none of them could make eating a lollipop look like an illegally obscene sexual act. Or maybe it’s just me)

52. Your goal in life is to find a job that relates to KAT-TUN. (Only if I’m unable to fulfil the marrying Jin goal)

53. You reason for going to Japan is because you want to stalk a member of KAT-TUN.(YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS)

54. Lip syncing is totally okay with you now. (O____O??)

55. You think a real boyband needs to act, sing, dance, host, fanservice, beatbox, tapdance, do theater, know how to play instruments or else they're posers.

56. The first time you've been on Yahoo Japan auctions was because of KAT-TUN merchandise.

57. The first DVD tour you've bought was KAT-TUN. (QOP BABY HURRR SHOW YER BOOTY YER SCURVY SCUM!)

58. The first single you ever bought was KAT-TUN. (Oops, no. It was NEWS)

59. You have never contemplated buying another version of anything till you got into KAT-TUN. (YES. WHY DO THEY DO THIS TO US?)

60. You attempt to give you and your friends a "group" name by rearranging the first letters of your last names. (Nawww not yet, but I wouldn’t be surprised if it happens)

61. Your PARENTS know who KAT-TUN is and which one is your favorite. (MY MUM KNOWS SEXBOY JIN AS MY BOYFRIEND)

62. You think Ueda looks better than most if not all jrockers. (Prettiest!)

63. You have been turned off by all the guys at your school because none can compare to your favorite KAT-TUN member. (School, neighbourhood, country; hey, who’s counting?)

64. Your binders and notebooks are littered with KAT-TUN pics. (THEY WILL BE)

65. Your teacher knows who KAT-TUN is.

66. Your wall has more KAT-TUN than actual... wall. (AGAIN, IT WILL BE)

67. You refuse to believe that Junno looks like Changmin from DBSK.

68. You have the subbed and nonsubbed versions of all their PVs in high quality. (YESSSS, IN MY LAPTOP, MY MP3, MY HARD DRIVE. ASK, AND YE SHALL RECEIVE)

69. The first lyrics you ever memorized the whole thing of was a KAT-TUN song

70. Have all 7 versions of Real Face (But I only spam watch Jin’s)

71. You left your passion for anime to watch Johnny dramas, screw animation it's all about real bishies (Only sort of. I have, however, given up a huge amount of what used to be anime time for KAT-TUN time) 

72. Whenever someone mentions cancer or terminal illnesses you think of Yuuki

73. Whenever you see Oguri Shun you think of him bawling his eyes out in Yuuki

74. Motorcycles never looked so good till Jin sat on one. (HELL YEA)

75. The first time you ever maxed out on Megaupload was after you became a KAT-TUN fan.

76. You spent over an hour trying to hack Megaupload to d/l more KAT-TUN things. (Not an hour, maybe 25 minutes trying to find out how to increase my d/l limit. Fecking megaupload slarts.)

77. You used to think Mr. Johnny was a gay child molester, now you think he's God Again. (No, he still creeps me out)

78. You never thought that a guy was hot with a belly button piercing till you saw Jin

79. You never thought yukatas looked so good till you saw KAT-TUN wearing them

80. You have no idea where the hell Uebo came from but you call Ueda that anyway because it's the cutest thing you've ever heard

81. You started watching One Piece because Luffy is Jin and Kame's favorite anime character

82. Doraemon is the best anime ever, even though you've never watched it (Um not really, I can sing the opening song though.)

83. You quote KAT-TUN lyrics for inspiration. (I always want to live on the edge~)

84. Has cried watching the KAT-TUN real face tour (Spasm-ed with glee, but not cry)

85. You believe KAT-TUN is good for losing weight, you sweat, writhe, laugh and never have enough money for actual food (GIMME A “K”, GIMME AN “A”, GIMME A “T-T UUUUU N!”)

86. You didn't know what OTP or OT3 was before you got into KAT-TUN (Nahhhh had OTPs before that. Damn.)

87. You've saved paparazzi photos of their houses

88. July 4th isn't the U.S independence day anymore it's Jin's birthday! (Never was U.S independence for me. JIN JIN JIN)

89. You never cared who Morimoto Shintaro was... until he played Kame's little brother in Dream Boys.

90. You've listened to the Kame version of Seishun Amigo [more] than the actual version with Yamapi

91. You watched Blades of Glory and when the guy came out with the peacock all you could think of was Seishin Junno.

92. You watched Gokusen 2 before you watched Gokusen, if you even watched the first one at all. (Didn’t watch Gokusen 1. HAD... TO... SEE... RYU... AND... HAYATO...)

93. Skipped parts of Gokusen 2 unless Kame and Jin were in the frame. (You should see the outtakes where Jin shouts horrible adlib nonsense. I <3 Hayato. Here, I will graciously provide you with the link. WATCH IT. NOW. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n2jJVkmYGas)

94. Didn't know any actresses names until you got into KAT-TUN

95. You used up a lot of brain cells trying to figure out who did the coughing part during Signal (This is also the reason why I found this check list. I was trying to figure out the coughing shit and searched “coughing in signal – kat-tun” on Google. It coughed up [pun fully intended] this~~)

96. You always do the hand motion whenever Real Face comes on.

97. You would try to eat something that looks complete inedible and gross if someone from KAT-TUN tasted it and said it was “Umai!”

98. You run out of breath more from watching KAT-TUN than you do running during Gym class. (YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS, GAWD YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS)

99. You want a skull ring.

100. Cross dressing is totally fine with you, in fact you think it's kind of cute

101. You didn't realize you were that crazy about KAT-TUN until you read the last 100 desсriptions and LOLed when you realized how many applied to you. 

HAPPY CNY! TOTAL HUAT-NESS! ANGPOW REVENUE HAS DROPPED BUT NEVERRRMIND HAHAHAHA TOKYO IN MARCH OMG CANNOT W8!

ON ANOTHER NOTE!!!

YOU GO JIN! MY DEAREST SEXBOY, VIVI'S IKEMEN (H A N D S O M E !) RANKING NUMBA ONE!!!
and kame comes in ninth, so double YAY!






PS: Thanks to watchful21.lj for the sexscans of Jin in ViVi March '09

MY BOYFRIEND IS A MANWHORE.
BUT I LOVE HIM ANYWAY.



Hips, lips, tongue, FUCKINGGAWD. By the way, this post is all blatant sexual meanderings and mindless lusty worshiping of the man that is my husband-to-be. WORK THAT SENSUALITY JIN, MILK THAT INNER WHORE FOR ALL IT'S WORTH, I DELIGHT IN IT!

 






credit: kamepi-chan.lj for above gifs.